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Marlo Paventi's avatar

Bronze eh? They didn’t have anything in quartz or jade from the Peoples Pottery brand line?

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Jared Paventi's avatar

That's a big no. I don't think you can truly round off quartz or install handles in it. Sigh...People's Pottery, RIP.

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Brian Moritz's avatar

When my mom and dad prepared and prepaid for their funerals, they noticed that my mom’s was, like, $50 more than my dad’s. They asked why, just out of curiosity. Hairstyling. For the woman. After she goes.

The patriarchy, man.

(This is three times funnier if you knew my mom and how little she cared about such things.)

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Jared Paventi's avatar

Or your dad and how little effort his hair requires.

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Brian Moritz's avatar

Fair

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Mark Strong's avatar

I’ve been talking about and thinking about this very issue a lot lately. My next trip to NC will likely finalize the finance side of it

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Jared Paventi's avatar

Yeah, it isn't particularly fun. But, the upside is that funeral expenses are considered acceptable when it's time to qualify for Medicaid (at least in NYS) so get the Cadillac-level shit.

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